May 22, 2008 - The Nose Pouch, as pictured here, is clearly a silly invention, intended for the insanely rich cold sufferer. Armed with the built-in snot pocket, the second best benefit of this product is that it helps prevent the spread of germ particles.

April 25, 2007 - Don’t you hate snot-nosed brats? Well, keep the handy Nosefrida Nasal Aspirator close at hand and with a few quick sucks on the mouthpiece, those little darlings will be snot free in no time! I imagine it would come in handy for parents with tiny...

May 15, 2009 - Okay, this is not really as bad as it sounds. Introducing Gorilla Snot, a naturally refined tree rosin used by musicians for getting a grip on their instruments. This clever gripping aid, when applied conservatively to the fingers, utilizes the...

July 02, 2009 - Kit Lane’s ‘Jabba the Hutt - The Early Years’ is an adorable plushie version of what the infamous ‘Star Wars’ bad guy would look like as a “wee snot of a slug. Kit Lane’s creation is 100% wool except for the eyes, and is overall an amazing...

May 31, 2007 - I can’t figure out if this product is more for shock value or whether or not the company feels that people will put anything in their hair as long as they say it works? It’s pretty disgusting when you think about it, gorilla snot in your hair for...

December 19, 2008 - ...with a used tissue inside have reached over $2,150.00. Although Scarlett Johansson’s snot-rag is not something I’d care to have, let alone spend money on, all profits from the auction will go to US Harvest, a hunger charity....

May 25, 2009 - Spreadheads are an excellent example of how fortunes are made: take a $3.99 topper for the ketchup bottle and mustard dispenser and turn it into loads of summer fun. The Spreadheads collection includes Ketchup Charlie and Mustard Marvin.

August 26, 2008 - ...that you smear all over your body. Just be careful if there is a “lotion” dispenser where you don’t expect it. I wonder if you pick it, will it bleed? This does rank up there with the giant nose tissue dispenser, snot hair gel and snot pockets....

November 26, 2008 - Do NOT rush out to pick up these items for Thanksgiving Day: Runny snot egg separator Referee Turkey hat Turkey purse Onion goggles (to prevent teary eyes) Turkey meal telephone Turkey lifter (bird bondage)

July 19, 2008 - Just when I thought the “Snot Pocket” technology was a bit too silly as a functional luxury item, the idea of buying these stylish tissues from Daishowa just astounded me. They sell for $149.00 in case packs of 20 boxes, with each box containing...